Showing posts with label awards season. Show all posts
Showing posts with label awards season. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Bigelow Slighted for Zero Dark Thirty? Nat's Take

Post Oscar-nods, the media collectively sighed over "slights." These included everything from the inane (really, you thought McBongo was going to get a nod for Magic Mike?) to the clueless (if the Academy hasn't winked at Nolan for Batman Begins or Dark Knight or freaking Memento, Dark Knight Rises didn't have a prayer; and The Avengers nomination was never gonna happen) to the I'm apparently the only one in the world who saw that coming: Kathryn Bigelow didn't get a director nod for Zero Dark Thirty.

Upon first seeing press for the film, I lamented that she'd become the "war chick" and would get pigeonholed or passed over for recognition because of her sticking to genre. I might have been the only person to think that. I may also be the only person in the world who thinks she doesn't deserve a nod for Zero Dark Thirty.

Some perspective: I really respect The Hurt Locker. I can't say I enjoyed it because she did an excellent job at portraying that soulless dead inside compelled to stare at the freezer section tic gained from the intense pressure of almost dying on a regular basis. That movie was worthy of an Oscar.

Different perspective: I remember exactly where I was when Obama announced that bin Laden had been killed. Exactly. I don't remember where I was when the planes hit on 9/11--that day was a confusing mishmash of classes and second-hand reports.

The first few minutes of Zero Dark Thirty are some of the most chilling on film: a completely black screen with 9/11 phone calls playing, static-y, terrified, helpless, pleading . . . And then we're immediately tossed into a torture scene. That's problematic on a lot of levels, the most immediate is that the juxtaposition seems an immediate endorsement of the use of torture in interrogation  a "they did that so we can do this" logic that is at once childish and extraordinarily dangerous. The film never takes an explicit position against torture--the closest it gets is to say, with an eye roll, that the torture has to stop because the Obama administration says so.

But that's not why the film is problematic.

A minor note for the movie as a whole but a major strike against Bigelow for director is the inclusion of title slides that populate the last half of the film with "pithy" titles like "Tradecraft" and "Canaries." The titles do nothing to further the film and only pull catchphrases from the dialogue immediately after the title, like a freshman trying to take up more room on a page by inserting titles. And, while not furthering the film, they actively work to snap the viewer *out* of the film. So any tension or emotion built is immediately deflated.

That could lead to a rollercoaster of a viewing but, unfortunately, the film never builds much tension or emotion. The film lacks emotional heft of any sort. There is none of that complicated emotion that came with learning that bin Laden was dead and SEALS had killed him. The lead, Maya played as well as can be by Jessica Chastain, does not engage the viewer. I understand the years long toil to produce even the tiniest smidgen of a lead. I understand that the job of the CIA was not terribly exciting. I understand that. Really. I do. But, this isn't a documentary, as is evidenced by the fact that the screenplay was almost finished before bin Laden was killed. And the "boring" doesn't play out well because it's not well done. I'm on board with procedural films but Zero Dark Thirty is also not about procedure, or even the lack thereof. What the film needed to do, if you'll excuse my armchair directing, was to build the psychological drama within Maya. The film so desperately wants to show that she's a woman obsessed--that she's lost friends! even (although we don't really see these friendships)--but the dryness of the script just leads me to believe that her job is similar to mine: research with no life/death consequences. I know that's not the truth and Bigelow needed to show me how Maya's job is more important (it is) and how, as an obsessed woman, this plight ate away at her soul, psyche, emotions, wardrobe, something . . . anything.

But it doesn't.

By the time we get the dark, vague, strange-angled shot of a dead bin Laden, I was so violently bored that I didn't care. I certainly felt none of the emotion I felt on the historical night. I felt nothing when Maya opens the body bag to verify the identity. I felt nothing when Maya cries. I felt nothing other than anger that Bigelow got it so wrong. While I could easily argue that it's just too soon, Zero Dark Thirty is simply too little.

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Oscar Menu Time!!!


I actually forgot to watch the Oscar nominations this morning and am totally ashamed of myself.  I live for this stuff! I'm not terribly surprised with the noms but am disappointed on behalf of Bill Murray for Hyde Park on Hudson.  He was fantastic and I don't say this just because he's an (imaginary) ex of mine.

So now I need your help with menu items.  As in the past, the idea is to play on the title of the movie or a person's name.  For instance, someone like Javier Bardem becomes Caviar Bardem.  This year's list isn't an easy one so good luck to us all!

Best Picture
Amour
Argo
Beasts of the Southern Wild         Chicken Breasts of the Southern Wild?
Django Unchained
Les Miserables
Life of Pi                                       Life of Pie seems too easy
Lincoln
Silver Linings Playbook
Zero Dark Thirty

Best Actor
Bradley Cooper, Silver Linings Playbook
Daniel Day-Lewis, Lincoln
Hugh Jackman, Les Miserables
Joaquin Phoenix, The Master
Denzel Washington, Flight

Best Actress
Jessica Chastain, Zero Dark Thirty
Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook
Emmanuelle Riva, Amour
Quvenzhane* Wallis, Beasts of the Southern Wild          
Naomi Watts, The Impossible

Best Supporting Actor
Alan Arkin, Argo
Robert De Niro, Silver Linings Playbook
Philip Seymour Hoffman, The Master
Tommy Lee Jones, Lincoln
Christoph Waltz, Django Unchained

Best Supporting Actress
Amy Adams, The Master
Sally Field, Lincoln
Anne Hathaway, Les Miserables
Helen Hunt, The Sessions
Jacki Weaver, Silver Linings Playbook

Best Original Screenplay
Amour, Michael Hanake
Django Unchained, Quentin Tarantino
Flight, John Gatins
Moonrise Kingdom, Wes Anderson and Roman Coppola
Zero Dark Thirty, Mark Boal


Best Adapted Screenplay
Argo, Chris Terrio
Beasts of the Southern Wild, Lucy Alibar and Benh Zeitlin,
Life of Pi, David Magee
Lincoln, Tony Kushner
Silver Linings Playbook, David O. Russell

Best Animated Feature:
Brave
Frankenweenie                                     Frankenweenies?!?
ParaNorman
The Pirates! Band of Misfits
Wreck-It Ralph


*I'm totally going to ignore her real name and make hush puppies in her character's honor.

 

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Fantasy Oscars: Edward Norton for Best Supporting Actor in Moonrise Kingdom

I must admit, Moonrise Kingdom comes somewhere between The Life Aquatic and The Fantastic Mr. Fox in my personal Wes Anderson rankings. That is, nowhere near the rarefied air of Darjeeling Limited or (pause to genuflect) Rushmore, which I think is as close to perfect as any movie has a right to be. My relative lack of enthusiasm for Moonrise has to do with what I felt was a bit of discomfort on the part of the child actors with the Andersonian dialogue, which is as precise and intricate as his notoriously detailed sets.

However, I did love what was happening on the edges of Moonrise, both on the level of direction (the background scenes at Camp Lebanon are priceless), and especially in terms of character. Top to bottom, the adult actors (Frances McDormand, Tilda Swinton, Jason Schwartzman, Harvey Keitel, and Bill Murray, who should get nominated for every Anderson movie in which he appears) are brilliant. I was particularly taken with Edward Norton's performance as Scout Master Ward. He plays Ward as sincerely and wholeheartedly committed to scout mastering, in a way that doesn't play as silly or pathetic, but rather as admirable and noble. Norton is fantastic when he talks--managing to make lines like "Jiminy Cricket, he flew the coop" not precious but suffused with pathos--but also when he moves. His brisk inspection of Camp Ivanhoe, cigarette in hand, is hilarious, and his crumpled face, when unable to make the day's entry in the Scout Log due to the disappearance of his entire troupe, is almost unbearable to look at.

Edward Norton is not an actor usually associated with guilelessness. Some of his best roles (Primal Fear, American History X, even Fight Club) are enriched by the intelligence, either calculating or world weary, that he projects. All of that is drained in Moonrise Kingdom, to much better effect than a similar character he played in Woody Allen's musical Everyone Says I Love You. Bruce Willis, also playing against type in this movie, doesn't seem to get there as completely and fearlessly as Norton. And really--isn't it about time he won something other than a Boston Society of Film Critics Award?

Saturday, September 29, 2012

The Perks of Getting Your Heart Smashed: The Deep Blue Sea

First of all, don't come into this flick expecting Sam Jackson and mutant sharks. You'll be sorely disappointed. Second of all, I'm not positive what calendar the Academy follows (Julian? Gregorian?) but Rachel Weisz either should have been or should be nominated for her balls to the wall, woman on the verge of getting her soul ripped apart performance in The Deep Blue Sea.

Weisz's Hester (her character's name is not one of the film's subtleties) is a beautiful young woman living in post-war England married to a much older (and richer, and titled) man with a mother complex. It's almost like if there were a sequel to the film version of My Fair Lady--because Hester even falls in love with a dashing pilot named Freddy. And that's where her troubles begin.

Though her marriage to Sir William is clearly a mismatch, her affair with Freddy is no better in terms of romantic success. Freddy (Loki from Thor/Avengers!) is vain, careless, and weak, and hates Hester for loving him so well when he seems incapable, whether from war trauma or a constitutional deficiency, to love her back.

The film opens with a trippy, nearly ten-minute-long wordless sequence where Hester flashes back on the twin stories of her disintegrating marriage to Sir William, and the salad days of her affair with Freddy. The fact that this scene takes place in a grungy walk-up during Hester's suicide attempt should tell you where she's at during the film's present. The rest of the movie takes place over the course of roughly twelve hours, with Hester desperately trying to make Freddy be the lover she wants, or, failing that, the lover who stays, interspersed with flashbacks of London during the Blitz.

The Deep Blue Sea is almost a melodrama (and I don't mean that in a bad way) / opera hybrid. There are striking musical interludes, and several scenes are punctuated with choral sing-alongs that cleverly comment on and complicate Hester's journey to and within the hell that is unrequited love.

The title of the film refers to Hester's dilemma: what do you do when you're between the devil and the deep blue sea? The answer is lovely and surprising. Though Sir William could (and would) offer her a life of comfort, she has been deeply and irrevocably awakened by her lust for Freddy, and doesn't want to return to a life bereft of passion.While "researching" (Wikipedia) the Terence Rattigan play on which this film is based, I found out that the gay Rattigan conceived it as a metaphor for the torture of a closeted life. The Deep Blue Sea works with that reading, though, before I knew that, I found it more a feminist parable. But really, the story is resonant for anyone who has deeply and disastrously and destructively loved someone who wouldn't or couldn't love them back.

Monday, September 24, 2012

Emmy Awards 2012

Instead of live-blogging I decided to transcribe some texts that occurred between me and my friend Kate while watching the red carpet coverage on E!. As usual I started this way behind so it jumps around a bit at the beginning.  It'll be like a little game to see if you can follow along.

There are lots of links, mostly to Red Carpet Fashion Awards.  I don't always agree with her opinions but she gets great pics.

Red Carpet:
Me: Kat Dennings is on the carpet and so are her twins!!
Kate: Stiletto cam? Really?
Kate: Yikes, those are some twins
Kate: Aaaaand a lame Amanda Bynes joke from Fallon
Me: They have a manicure cam.  It's like a tiny red carpet diorama.  (I ended up thinking this was kind of cute, actually)
Me: I love Jenna Malone's dress and silver shoes
Kate: Ginnifer dress, not feeling it
Me:: Bless Leslie Mann for wearing orange (the beginning of lots of oranges and yellows!)
Me: Oooo! Parma (shoulda been Padma but my dumb phone isn't aware of Top Chef) too!  Yikes Glenn Close looks severe.  Like an older dominatrix
Kate:: Lots of good looking orange actually! Padma looked great
Me: Heidi looks stunning.  Yay!  Jesse Tyler Ferg's fiance looks less hairy (this stems from a conversation we had on Friday while looking through Us magazine and noting his slightly hirsute fiance)
Me: Just spotted Goodwin.  It's, uh, different at least.  She looks so bitter all the time.
Kate: I was thinking both of those things! He does look cleaned up and yet Ginnifer always looks like she's got something up her butt
Kate: Plus I know way too much about her to ever like her because my mom worked with her step mom
Kate: heard about her constantly

Me: The girl from mod damn (shoulda been fam) is adorable but seems nervous in the mani cam (her hand was shaking a lot)
Kate: Tina Fey looks gorgeous
Me: Edie Falco looks great. Can't wait to see Tina (I'm still a good five minutes behind at this point)
Kate: also I'm surprised to see Anna Chlumsky, she looks awesome
Me: Tina looks lovely
Me: re: Chlumsky, love when child star turns out ok!
Kate: yes and I love the little detail on the back of her dress, little bow
Me: Heidi and her leg!  Whoa.
Kate: I know right!
Me: WTH is Hayden Panettone wearing?!?!? Geeze I hate Marchesa.
Kate: Oh my god Elizabeth moss
Kate: just you wait
Kate: January Jones looks gross.  So skinny.
Me: I hate January Jones so very much!
Kate: Me too. She is just so unpleasant.
Me: Yup
Kate: whoa Sophia
Me: I wish Melissa McCarthy could find a fantastic dress
Kate:: I know. I mean it wasn't terrible but it was not great either
Kate: ok just saw Hayden. She looks like she's dressing up as Cleopatra for Halloween
Me:: so bizarre
Kate: truly
Me: I love that McCarthy is wearing her daughter's ring.
Me:: Just saw Vergara. They still don't know how to wrangle her boobs. (my phone wanted to change boobs to blobs)
Kate: it's a very strappy dress but there's quite a bit of jungle
Kate: jiggle
Me: Yikes!
Me: Elisabeth Moss!!!
Me: Holy wow!
Kate: I know, right! What happened?
Kate: It's a perfect storm of awful
Me: Jan Jones. The hair, the eyes. Hate, hate, hate
Kate: and the attitude hate hate hate
Me: Awful person.
Kate: truly
(Wow, we REALLY can't stand her.  So much vitriol towards someone we don't even know.  We're totally  right though.)
Kate: o no Juliana Margulies no
Kate: speaking of boobs Christina Hendriks and her shelf are on
Me: Just got a look at her.  She really looks like the front of a ship (figurehead was the word that didn't come to me at that point)
Kate: yes yes that is the perfect description
Kate: alright where are the game of Thrones people
Kate:  oo Michael J Fox I still love him
Kate: what the hell is Claire Danes wearing. I mean I know she's pregnant but that's no excuse
Me: Ew! What is she wearing?!?!?
Me: Yellow is not her color
Me:: It's a sack with a drawstring
Kate: yeah and tablecloth is not her shape
Me: Thankfully Lucy Liu and her Versace are a palate cleanser
Kate: yes very much so
Me: her dress looks as uncomfy and danes' was comfy
Kate: very very true
Kate: Zooey Deschanel's boobs were being pinched by her dress
Me: Zooey's is what one would call a confection
Kate: yes light and sugary all at once
Me: Krakowski looks nice
Kate: yes and she molested the diorama
Me: Lena Headey is a wackadoo but she's very pretty
Kate: agreed
Kate: oh no Nicole
Kate: she's playing Grace Kelly?
Kate: not sure how I feel about that.
Me: I do not like that dress
Kate: me either. Grace Kelly would never have worn that
Me: nope
Kate: Julie Bowen looks very southern California
Me: and yet she's from Baltimore
Kate: Her Sofia Vergara impression is hilarious
Me: When she's not glammed up I can picture her on a sailboat on the Chesapeake
Me: perfect impression of Vergara
Kate: Oh for sure making crab cakes for the kids
Kate: Okay Kristin Wiig needs to stop wearing washed out beige dresses
Me: Heh
Me: Wiig should fire her stylist. It's a problem
Kate: seriously it's like the same look in the dark hair and dark eyeliner

Show time:
Kate the opening bit was good
Me: love that Ellen had pants for him!

Me: GAH!!! I just saw Mr. Bates!!!
Kate saw him and got excited too!

Kate: are they for real with the cheesy trivia for the winners

Me: Jon Cryer?!?!? Really?!?! I demand a recount! Mom says he should be wearing lederhosen.
Kate thank you, yes I agree. I can't believe he won

Kate okay Tom Bergeron's speech was funny
Me: He is very quick and usually snarky (two of my fave qualities in a person)
Kate: I was pleasantly surprised
Me: He's the best part of Dancing with the (?)Stars(?)
Cumberbatch! with bonus Freeman!
Kate I like the way you write that title

Me: Yay Maggie Smith!
Kate Yay for McGonagall!

Me: Cumberbatch!!
Kate I want to have his babies
Me: Right?!?!
Kate We can share him :)  He looks like he has stamina

Thus ends the texts for the evening.  I mean, how could it surpass the Cumberbatch sighting?



A few odds and ends:
-Holy crap, how did we miss Ashley Judd?!?!
-I'm still shocked that Mad Men was shut out completely.
-I'm sad that Downton Abbey didn't sweep but then I'm terribly biased.
-For some reason I was under the impression that the Hatfield and McCoy's TV movie sucked but I guess it was ok.  Kevin Costner should think about what he's going to say before it exits his mouth.  What was that stuff about the Emmy reminding him of the Olympics?!?!
- I'll never understand why they recognize mediocre work but then sometimes get it totally right, as with the wins for Homeland. (more on Homeland this week so check back)





Monday, February 27, 2012

The Morning After Alt-Oscars

So as we emerge from a blurry champagne-drenched night, we all doubtlessly have our opinions well-formed about The Artist and The Meryl and The Bridesmaids. But now it's time to hand out e-Oscars to those who particularly distinguished themselves, for good or ill, at the ceremony itself. It's a Meta-tastic Alt-Oscar Monday!

Best Abstract Emotional State: Nostalgia. A plurality of Best Pic nominees (including Le Winner) were consumed with the past, and the ceremony was no exception. Billy Crystal, who hasn't hosted since Million Dollar Baby won in 2004, was back, and wearing his best Billy Crystal mask and hairpiece.

NOT the Best Achievement in Make-up.

Best Accent: Christian Bale.

And that's how you do a black-on-black tux, Jonah.

Thought I was going to go French, didn't you? Perhaps Best Actor winner Jean Desjardin's "Dooglas Fairbonks"? Too easy. Plus, the Welshman was rightly dubbed by Best Supporting Actress Winner Octavia Spencer as "the hottest guy in the room." Clooney got docked for showing up with a human Oscarette.

Ugh.

Best Achievement in Facial Hair that Makes You Look Like You Must Stay 100 Yards Away From School Playgrounds: Bradley Cooper.

Behold: The Pedo-Stache

Cooper, even my memories of your French fluency can't overcome that look.

Best Presenter:  Mr. Robert Downey, Jr.

Love this man.
His pseudo-micro-doc gag was Tony Starkian in its "can't resist him" arrogance. But what gave him the edge over Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis's white tuxedos and cymbals?

Which was by all accounts quite rad.

 Two words:

He Tebowed.

Best Achievement in Racism: Billy Crystal, thrice. He made two race jokes and performed a skit in  in blackface.

I get that he's done the Sammy Davis thing for eons, but still.


If you ain't Gervais, you ain't pulling off edgy at an awards show.

Best Drinking Game Participants: Rose Byrne and Melissa McCarthy, who chugged from Vodka mini-bottles at the word "Scorsese."

Tell me you don't want to party with these chicks.

Best Achievement in Preaching to the Choir: The multiple talking-head montages that extolled, um, movies. Though I appreciate seeing artfully shot sepia footage of Werner Herzog, Edward Norton, and an un-Dictatored Sacha Baron Cohen doing just about anything, if you've got an audience that has entered hour two of a broadcast celebrating films, most of which have yet to go into wide release, we're probably already on board, re: movies are good to watch.

Best Accessory: Though Clooney made it a tight race, the clear winner is Uggie the Dog.


Bow-tie. Bone. Win.

Check out Alisa's liveblog of the red carpet for more snarky goodness!

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Happy Oscar Day! - The Live Blog

This is one of my favorite nights of the year.  It's all meaningless and full of self-congratulatory wealthy people but I still love it.

6:00pm - Well hello, E!  Doing filler polls already, are we?

6:02 and Giuliana's dress is interesting.  It's kind of an old 20s Hollywood glamour kind of dress.

6:06 and Wolfgang Puck is showing Ryan the "grazing menu" for the night.  Yum.

6:09 and what the heck is up with Kelly Osbourne's hair?  I don't like her dress either.

6:10 and Ryan's talking to Rose Byrne.  I'm still disappointed that Bridesmaids didn't get more nominations.  The camera cuts to Melissa McCarthy who is wearing a lovely rose colored dress.  Then Wendy McClendwhatever joins Ryan and Rose and she looks nice but in nude-ish color dress.  I'm tired of non-colors.

6:12 and Ellie Kemper's dress matches her hair.  It's kinda cool.  I love her dress.  She's adorable.

6:14 and Ryan's talking to Berenice Bejo.  I'm not thrilled with her hair style or the dress.  I like the mint color but not really the style.

6:20ish (I had to pause the telecast to step away) and George Clooney g/f looks like an Oscar statuette.

6:22ish and Ryan's talking to Melissa McCarthy.  Apparently Brian Atwood wrote a special message to her on the shoes he made for her.  I AM JEALOUS!!!

6:22ish, still and the camera cuts to Jessica Chastain in a very cool gold and black dress.  She looks great!

6:23ish and Ryan is talking to an incredibly covered up Shailene Woodley.  Her dress is white and different but still kind of cool.  It's Valentine couture and she loves it.

6:25 and Giuliana and Kelly are talking about Chastain's dress.  They agree with me.  So there.

6:26ish and Jessica Chastain adorably introduced herself to Ryan because they've never met.  I love that she shook his hand and introduced herself.  Then she introduces her adorable grandma who is wearing the coolest geode necklace.  Her dress is great but looks like it's poking her a lot.

6:29ish and Michelle Williams brought Busy Phillips.  I LOVE THAT THEY'RE BESTIES AND GO EVERYWHERE TOGETHER.

6:33ish and Ryan and George are kinda funny together.  George doesn't like the question, "Who are you wearing?" because it's more like "Who are you carrying on your back?"  Heh.  I'm so very tired of the side hairstyle.

6:37 and Jonah Hill has arrived.  He's in an all black tux.  I'm not a fan.  Of the tux.  I think he's great.

6:40ish and Ryan's talking to viola Davis in a lovely green dress with lovely green earrings.  It's Vera Wang is it's cool looking.  I like the reddish hair with the green.

6:44ish and a still severe looking Rooney Mara has arrived.  The camera is on Glenn Close in an odd green suit-looking outfit and behind her is some chick in a blue w/ black lace skintight jump suit.  Weird.

6:46ish and the camera cuts to Octavia Spencer who is there with the director of The Help.   I love her dates to these things.

6:47ish and while Ryan talks to the Apatow's the camera cuts to P. Diddy and his assistant who is busy using one of those lint picker upper things on his suit.

6:53 and Ryan's talking to Michelle Williams who is wearing a red (coral?) Louis Vuitton dress which is nice but the pink bag needs to go away.  Rooney Mara is waiting in the wings to talk to Ryan and also back there is Kate Mara, Rooney's sister who is talking to Busy.  Nice.

6:55 and Rooney joins Ryan.  She's in a white Givenchy that she picked out this morning.  It's intricate but meh. 

6:58 and we finally get to see Octavia Spencer's dress.  I like it a lot.  It's kind of nude with tons of silver beading and is incredibly flattering.  It's Tadashi Shoji and I really, really like it.  Giuliana and Kelly agree with me about Octavia but not about Rooney.

7:02 and Jonah is talking to Ryan. I like his mom's jewelry.  The camera cuts to Jean Dujardin.

7:05 and my TV flipped over to ABC's red carpet.  They're talking to Octavia and I really love that dress.  Have I mentioned that?  I like her earrings too.

7:06 and Ryan's talking to Jean Dujardin who says "Yes. John from the garden."  HE'S ADORABLE!!!

7:11 and The Dictator has arrived.  Now Ryan is talking to Bridesmaids scribes and stars Kristen Wiig and Annie Mumolo.  Kristen is wearing a nude dress.  Boring.

7:47 and apparently I'm not meant for live blogging.  I've stepped away for quite a while now to make my spinach and cheese Moneyballs and my War Hors d'oeuvres. While I was gone we saw Emma Stone in red, Penelope Cruz looking lovely in lavendar and some other folks I can't remember.  Also the spinach cheese Moneyballs burned me.

8:00 and I'm way behind and completely out of order.  Tim Gunn is talking to Cameron Diaz.  She looks nice.  I'm still not used to this hair length though.  Some Brit on ABC is talking to Gwynneth in white.  Her dress, Tom Ford, has a removable coat.  Clever.  I still don't like her.  I also don't believe that she and Cameron are friends.  I can't picture it.  Also Jennifer Lopez's dress is the same idea as Octavia's but kinda trashy.  Sandra Bullock's dress is interesting.  Angelina is in a veeeerrrrry dramatic black (no surprise there) dress.

8:22ish and Robin is inside talking to Natalie Portman.  She looks very classy.  I think those are polka dots so I immediately love it.

8:24ish and ABC's random Brit is talking to Brian Grazer.  His hair will always look like that.

If you like red carpet photos, IMDB already has them posted.

8:26 and Robin is talking to Chris Rock who looks younger than ever.  He's shorter than I thought or Robin is wearing big heels.


Ok, I'm done for the night.  If I live blog the show I'll miss stuff.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

WTF, Academy?: A Review of Take Shelter

Want to see the best horror movie of 2011, and a film that is, at the very least, stronger than The Help, Midnight in Paris, and Moneyball? Visit your local Redbox or Neflix queue and check out Take Shelter. Please. I'm seriously begging. I need to talk to someone about this compelling, terrifying, moving, and masterful film.

Writer/director Jeff Nichols has taken the concept of pathetic fallacy and pushed it to its very limits. His movie follows Curtis (Michael Shannon in a brilliant, sophisticated, complicated performance that takes Brad Pitt's Billy Beane and eats it for breakfast) as he descends into delusional paranoia. Maybe. Curtis's persistent and unsettling dreams about coming storms literalize how the subconscious speaks to us in code. Whether a real natural disaster is looming or not, Curtis's fears about a devastating tornado are symbolic for the way life can deliver catastrophes with very little warning. His daughter, Hannah, is now deaf but wasn't always, giving credence to his psyche's realization that there are some disasters you cannot prepare for.

Shannon's totemic face is this film's anchor as the audience becomes more and more uncertain as to what is dream and what is waking life, what is fantasy and what is reality. In a movie season where psychological disorders have become shorthand for social commentary (Melancholia, The Beaver, It's Kind of a Funny Story), Take Shelter explores and explodes the way a human mind can reflect and distort its environment in order to conform to expectations both reasonable and not. Curtis knows he must protect and provide for his family (daughter Hannah and wife Sam, played by Jessica Chastain, of course) in a way his distant father and mentally ill mother never could. For him, that means bankrupting himself in order to finance a tornado shelter that could withstand an apocalypse or two, and brushing aside his fears that he might be going crazy. Up until the last, brilliant, scene of this film, I had no idea whether his bunker would be a) necessary; b) a mark of his madness; or c) a tomb. I'm still not entirely sure. In the way the film interrogates the modern relationship between the sociopolitical and the individual, I'm reminded of both Jonathan Franzen and The Social Network, another, to my mind, unconventional horror flick.

Take Shelter is a cinematic cousin to my other favorite movie of 2011, The Tree of Life. Both films show a natural world beautiful in (and because of) its awesome power and disinterested cruelty. However the former takes seriously the implications of this world on individual human minds. Shelter is something, therefore, that is not a given, but a privilege that must be seized--violently if necessary.

I'm still shaken by this movie, and especially by Michael Shannon's tour de force performance, and not just because I have recurrent nightmares about tornadoes too. They nominated Shannon for Revolutionary Road and overlooked him for this? For real?

Friday, February 10, 2012

So You Don't Have To: I watched A Better Life

This year's obligatory WTF Oscar nomination went to Demian Bichir for Best Actor in A Better Life. (I was hoping that the "performance no one saw" nod would be awarded to Dominic Cooper for The Devil's Double, but it was not to be.)

So what are you missing if you missed Bichir in A Better Life? An admittedly excellent performance in a movie that never really rises above a Crash-esque sentimental social tract. Bichir plays Carlos, an illegal immigrant barely holding onto either his small home in East L.A. or his son Luis, who is an American citizen by birth, and increasingly seduced by the power and riches promised by life in a gang. Carlos has a chance to make more money and spend more time with Luis, whom he desperately loves, by buying his partner's landscaping truck, tools, and clients, but he's afraid that the higher profile will put him in greater danger of deportation. With a few small surprises and one big one, all the bad things you can imagine that would result from such a premise pretty much do. A Better Life will make you cry, but you won't feel good about yourself in the morning.

Director Chris Weitz was half responsible for another, better, film that mined the dynamic between fathers and sons, About a Boy, and can keep the credit for The Twilight Saga: New Moon all to himself. He is undoubtedly a competent filmmaker, and he manages to shoot East L.A., Beverly Hills, and quite a few Southland sites in between, with a gorgeous crispness that unfortunately only adds to the saccharine didacticism of the movie. A perfunctory scene with an NGO representative in which the draconian and labyrinthine nature of our country's immigration laws are dispassionately outlined does the same.

But the big question: Does Bichir deserve the nomination? He's unquestionably a lot better than the material. He doesn't go for the easy emotional outpouring, except when the script really gives him no choice. However, I can't help but think his nod was a way for the Academy to pat themselves on the back for paying attention to (through the painless route of watching a film) the impossible choices that many men and women who live in Hollywood's home turf face daily. So what to say at the Oscar party? Bichir was good, but better in the criminally overlooked Che, and the nomination should have gone to Ryan Gosling.

Monday, January 30, 2012

The Artist

The Artist
Director: Michel Hazanavicius
Stars: Jean Dujardin, Berenice Bejo, and Uggie

Did you hear that people were leaving the theater because they didn't know the movie was actually going to be silent, like all the way through?  Really.  It's too bad they left.  It was a sweet, special movie that should be seen over and over again.  It probably won't change lives but it'll transport you to another time and who doesn't like that?

The story is a simple one.  A very popular silent film actor greets the talkies with disdain.  No one will want to hear him talk.  He's an artist who doesn't need tricks like sound!  His career takes a downward turn and to add insult to injury the stock market crashes.  Meanwhile a young ingenue (who owes her career to him) is having great success and almost lets it get to her head.  She doesn't and he benefits from it.  The impact they have on each other is measurable and this time we're the ones who benefit.

The ONLY thing I didn't like about the movie was the aspect ratio and it's something my friend Kate didn't even notice, which shows I'm just nitpicky.  It was probably a choice early on that the director made so that it would truly reflect the movies it honors.  It was a little distracting for me but I can forgive it.

The actors all did a fabulous job with showing emotion and not mugging or hamming it up when not needed.  The direction was great.  It was shot beautifully.  The music was perfect.  I just can't say enough nice things.  I keep going back to the two words that won't leave my head, "sweet" and "special."  There's not much else out there like this and I hope other movie makers are inspired to push the envelope in this kind of direction.  Not that I think we need an onslaught of silent movies.  I'm just encouraged by this kind of creativity.

In fact it was a good movie weekend for me.  I watched The Tree of Life on DVD and Tracy really hit the nail on the head with her review.  I watched Margin Call on Saturday on DVD as well. That was a really great movie and incredibly depressing in its reality.  Then my weekend wrapped with The Artist.  This makes up for last weekend when I saw Underworld: We're Still Making These and Haywire.  I can't even get myself to write about Underworld.  It wasn't bad (it actually was OK considering it's an Underworld movie; I have an odd affinity for them) but I just have no motivation.  Maybe tomorrow.  Maybe not.


Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Oscar Menu Madness



My Oscar menu needs your help.  Every year my friends and I come up with dishes in honor of the movies, their stars and directors.  Sometime we actually make the dishes and sometimes it’s just a fun thing for us to think about.  

Dishes in the past have included hits like:

And misses:

So in honor of today’s nominations, here is what we have so far.  What can you come up with?

Best Picture
The Artist      The Fartist (beans! duh)
The Descendants                                                        
Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close                           
The Help                                                                    
Hugo                                                                          
Midnight in Paris      Midnight in Pearis
Moneyball                                                                  
The Tree of Life      The Spree of Life
War Horse      War Hors d’oeuvres

Best Director
Michel Hazanavicius, The Artist      Michel Hazanavichyssoise
Alexander Payne, The Descendants                          
Martin Scorsese, Hugo                                               
Woody Allen, Midnight in Paris                                
Terrence Malick, The Tree of Life      Pearence Malick

Best Actor
Demián Bichir, A Better Life                                      
George Clooney, The Descendants                            
Jean Dujardin, The Artist      Jean Dujardin salad (French speakers will get this)
Gary Oldman, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy                   
Brad Pitt, Moneyball      Brad Pita (Brad Pitted olives?)

Best Actress
Glenn Close, Albert Nobbs                                        
Viola Davis, The Help      Raviola Davis (my #1 fave)
Rooney Mara, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo      Pruney Mara
Meryl Streep, The Iron Lady                                      
Michelle Williams, My Week With Marilyn      Michelle Grilliams

Best Supporting Actor 
Kenneth Branagh, My Week With Marilyn                 
Jonah Hill, Moneyball                                                
Nick Nolte, Warrior      Nick Noltea
Christopher Plummer, Beginners      Christopher Plumtart
Max Von Sydow, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close      Chex Max von Sydow

Best Supporting Actress
Bérénice Bejo, The Artist      Berenice Bejuice
Jessica Chastain, The Help                                         
Melissa McCarthy, Bridesmaids       Melissa McCoffee
Janet McTeer, Albert Nobbs      Janet McTiramasu (my #2 fave)
Octavia Spencer, The Help                                         

Monday, January 16, 2012

A link to more Globe-age!

Clooney also good. Obviously.
I deposited my two cents on the Globes over at Examiner. The short version is: Plummer = Good; Grammar = Bad.

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Golden Globes 2012 the big show - I'm live blogging it too

7:59 and NBC is doing a countdown.  Weird.

8:01 and Ricky is already slamming the Globes, NBC, Eddie Murphy, etc. However, Jodie gave him a thumbs up for The Beaver joke. 

8:05 JGL spotting!

Ricky gets Johnny Depp to admit he hasn't seen The Tourist.  Heh.  And we're off!

Gerard Butler and Mila Kunis present Best Supporting Actor-film - I'm kinda pulling for Albert Brooks.  What is up with Viggo's tie?  Plummer will probably win.  And the Golden Globe goes to...Christopher Plummer.

Ashton Kutcher and Elle MacPherson present Best Actress Comedy TV - The Globe goes to Dern which is kind of surprising.  I like how Tina Fey got into Amy Poehler's shot.  Dern thanks just about everyone in Hollywood.

Rob Lowe and Julianne Moore introduce Miss Golden Globe and the teleprompter dies on them.  It's Andie MacDowell's daughter.  Then they do Best mini-series or TV movie.  PLEASE LET IT BE DOWNTON ABBEY!!!!  The Hour was good too but I think it'll be Mildred Pierce.  And the Globe goes to DOWNTON EFFING ABBEY!!!! This makes up for missing it tonight.  Elizabeth McGovern almost didn't make it up the stairs.

Rob and Julianne present Best Actress in mini-series or TV movie too.  Is it too much to ask that Elizabeth McGovern get this too?  I've never heard of Emily Watson's show.  The Globe goes to Kate Winslet.  I like her dress but get up on the stage already.

Jeremy Irons leads out the President of the HFP Assoc. and I totally missed her last name.  Even if I had heard it right I still don't think I would have been able to spell it.

Mmmmm...Jake Gyllenhaal.  Mom points out Jake's wearing a double-breasted suit and how much she likes Kenneth Branagh.  Join the club, mom.

Ricky tells the winners to keep it short and I wish they'd listen to him.

Melissa McCarthy comes out with Paula Patton to present Best Actor-TV Drama - The Globe goes to Kelsey Grammar.  That's surprising.  That was quite a category of actors to be up against.  I've been inexplicably watching lots of Frasier lately so I'm happy for him.  I'm sure his show is good but I've never seen it.

Now Melissa and Paula are presenting Best TV show Drama and it goes to Homeland.  Why don't I have Showtime anymore!?!?!  Oh, right, because premium cable is expensive.  I didn't know Morena Baccarin is in it.  I hope it gets on Netflix soon.

Laura Linney was on the upper section talking to Charlize in the lower section before the commercial.  I wonder if the upper section is jealous of the lower section.  Or is it TV in the upper and movies in the lower?  TV gets the shaft once again.

Hi Jimmy Fallon!  Riiiight, Levine is there because this is NBC and they're promoting their shows.  Levine is taller than I thought.  They present original score-movie and it goes to...(crossing my fingers for Trent Reznor) and the Globe goes to The Artist.  The winner gets up and says, "I'm sorry I'm French."  But really there should be a comma (semi-colon?) in there that makes it less funny.  Then they present for best original song-movie and it goes to...(Glen Close wrote the lyrics to the song for her movie) Madonna.  Good thing she showed up.

Out next is an international film star whose name I miss.  Again I wouldn't even know how to spell it.  Apparently she just wanted to spread a little peace.

Katherine MacPhee and Debra Messing (more of NBC's self-promoting) come out to present Best Actor-TV mini series and we can't decide between Hugh Bonneville and Idris Elba.  Elba gets it and I love his Hackney accent.

Pittarific and his cane present Ides of March for consideration.  Mom comments that he and Jolie look at each other (most) every day.

Kate Beckinsale and Seth Rogen (odd pairing) come out to present together and he makes an erection joke.  Nice.  Poor Kate.  They try to present Best Actress Movie Comedy/Musical - We think Michelle Williams is going to win and she does.  Was it a comedy, really?  Or a musical since she sang in it?  Branagh beams at her.  Awww.  Busy is crying and even gets thanked. 

As we go to commercial a very pale Evan Rachel Wood hugs a very tan (kinda orange) someone else. Scary.  The orange lady I mean. 

SMG and Piper Perabo present Best Supporting Actor-TV mini-series.  This is a category filled with great actors and I want Dinklage to win.  HE DOES!!!  His mom had her money on Guy Pearce.  Cute. 

I think Ricky's been drinking a bit.  Clooney comes out with his own cane and it's funny b/c Pittastic won't be able to make it to the bar without it.  Clooney is presenting Moneyball for consideration.  I am still shocked at how much I enjoyed a movie about the business of baseball but then I remember Aaron Sorkin wrote it.

Jessica Alba and Channing Tatum come out to present Best Animated film.  How did Cars 2 get nominated?  Yay!  Tintin won!  Good.

As we go to commercial I realize JGL is sitting at Ewan McGregor's table.  Wow.  That's the table I want to be at.

Speaking of...Ewan presents 50/50 for consideration.  This movie didn't get enough attention when it was out.

Clive Own and Nicole Kidman come out to present and they'd look good together.  At least he's height appropriate.  Her waist is tiny, y'all.  They present for best screenplay - and Woody wins.  YAY!  I loved that movie.

Real-life couple Felicty Huffman and William H. Macy adorably sing their presentation.  Love them!  Best supporting actress for tv mini-series - and the Globe goes to...Jessica Lange for American Horror Story.  Yikes.

Madonna is presenting Best Foreign Language films and for once I've heard of all of them.  The Globe goes to the Iranian movie, A Separation.

Dustin Hoffman is adorable and presents Best Actress Drama but I think he just made fun of Madeline Stowe's age.  Danes gets it and again I'm sad I didn't see Homeland.  I love (and forgot) that she got a Golden Globe for My So Called Life.

Emily Blunt looks ok.  I don't like her eye makeup and don't like the dress.  Uh, I guess she doesn't look ok.  She presents Bridesmaids for consideration.

Jane Lynch and Tina Fey present nominees for Best Actor in Comedy/Musical TV series.  Thomas Jane is wearing a hat and an ugly suit.  I wonder if he's even wearing shoes!  Matt LeBlanc wins and rightly so.  Episodes is HIGH-LARIOUS!  I got to see that before getting rid of Showtime.  Watch it.  It's totally worth it.

B. Coop comes out with darker hair and lotsa facial hair. He's presenting Best Supporting Actress in Comedy Movie and Octavia wins.  I'm so happy for her.  I love her dress too.  It's a lovely color and looks great on her.  Melissa McCarthy is teary for her. Awww!  Chastain cheers wildly for her and it's obvious she's not wearing a bra.  Heh.

Reese is adorable and presents The Descendants for consideration.  My poor dad was looking to watch Election tonight but couldn't find it.

Sidney Poitier comes out and gets a standing-o.  He's presenting Morgan Freeman with the lifetime achievement award.  What an honor to have Poitier give you an award.  Helen Mirren comes out and rambles a bit.  Morgan isn't terribly amused by her.  But his retrospective is a good one. As the audience claps for Freeman mom zones in on Colin Firth.  She's able to find him in any crowd.  Freeman compliments both presenters and there's a cool shot from behind of Poitier, Mirren and the crowd behind them. The camera person cuts to Ben Kingsley who has a young lady on his lap.  Feisty.

Robert Downey Jr. is out in a fancy tux w/ tails to present The Artist for consideration.  He was a perfect choice for this.  I'm going to see this at the end of the month.  Ukie, wanna go with me?

Pittarific beams as Angelina Jolie presents Best Director Movie.  She even gets Hazanavicius right.  Her arms are too thin.  Scorcese wins for Hugo and we're surprised.  Incredibly pleased but surprised.  I love that his 12-year old daughter got him to make the movie after she read the book.  READING IS GOOD!

Ricky is back out.  Is it me or has he been on stage less this year?  We miss part of what he says because it was probably dirty.  Antonio Banderas answers him in Spanish and it's pretty funny.  He and Salma Hayek present for Best TV Series Comedy/Musical - the Globe goes to Modern Family!  Yay!!!  They accept in 2 languages and it's pretty cute.

Michelle Pfeiffer comes out in a beautiful dress and looks incredibly good.  If she's had any work done it's subtle.  She's stunning.  Oh and she's there to present War Horse (which I saw yesterday and hated because it made me cry really hard) for consideration.

Jessica Biel's dress is perplexing.  Wahlberg looks good in a tux.  They present Best Actor Comedy and I'm totally torn.  Jean DuJardin wins and there's a nip slip with a woman he hugs and kisses! Oopsie!  Strapless is dangerous on live TV.

We see SWINTON! right before commercials and I shout my usual SWINTON! and mom gasps in horror.  I realize she always gasps in horror when she sees her.  Not when she's in a movie but when she appears somewhere in person.  I don't know why but that cracks me up.

Queen Latifah looks very nice and I love her dress.  She comes out to present The Help for consideration.

Colin Firth comes out and mom audibly sighs.  I love watching these things with her.  He mentions religious protestors outside and I'm guessing the awful Westboro folks are there.  Firth presents Best Actress Film-Drama and mom gasps again at SWINTON!  Meryl Streep wins and I can't figure out what she is wearing.  It looks like a western inspired dress.  Weird.  She gets a standing-o too but not for that dress.  She's missing her glasses but Clooney gets them and tries to pass them up to her.  I love that the camera tried to follow that.  If (when) I ever get to run the world I want Clooney there with me.  He'd be a good second in command.

Whoa.  Jane Fonda comes out in a slinky dress.  Says Mom, "We should all look like that at 70-something."  She presents Best Movie-Comedy and the Globe goes to The Artist!  Cool!  I hope DuJardin's wife's nip stays in this time. Awww!  The dog is there!  How adorable.  He really seems to love DuJardin.  How cute.

Natalie Portman comes out to present Best Actor Movie-Drama and she goes to the wrong podium at first.  Fassbender is there but no matter because Clooney gets this one.  But he does give Fassbender and his, uh, "gift" a shout out.  Clooney's off the stange in a matter of seconds and this is why I want him to be my second.

Harrison Ford comes out to present Best Movie-Drama and the Globe goes to The Descendants.  That's surprising.  I sooo didn't expect that at all. 

And Good Night!

Golden Globes 2012 red carpet - I'm not live blogging; I am live blogging

This is more of how I'm watching and what I think about things.

It's 6:15pm (for me) and I'm just tuning in to the E! red carpet.  The veggies are cut, the crackers and cheese are on a plate, and the chutney is ready.

6:18 (for me) and Ryan is talking to Ricky about if his hosting and jokes about celebs have been blown out of proportion. 

6:19 (for me) and Clooney has been spotted.

6:23 (for me) and I paused the TV again so I could make a plate

6:25 (for me) and Ryan's talking to George and his ex-wrestler babe.  They're now in the lower corner so we can see Sarah Hyland, Chris Colfer, Octavia Spencer (who looks stunning; I hope she wins), Melissa McCarthy, and Claire Danes whose dress I don't like.

6:27 (for me) and Piper Perabo is naked on top.  Weird dress.  Guiliana is talking to Ariel Winter who has the twins covered up for once.  Oooh, Jessica Chastain looks great in white.

6:31 (for me) and Giuliana is talking to Adam Levine.  Why is he there?  Sarah Paulson looks nice and Amanda Peet dress is strange.  Melissa McCarthy looks nice in green but this dress looks a lot like the Emmy dress I think.  It's at least the same silhouette.  Her hubby is cute and I love that he was the air marshall in Bridesmaids.

6:34 (for me) Wow, Elle MacPherson is stunning and Buffy is wearing this blue and white swirly tie-dyed thing.  Huh. 

6:36 (for me) and Giuliana is chatting with Jessica Chastain.  They like each other.  Jessica has been wearing tons of color on the red carpet lately so it's cool that she went white.  Paula Patton looks INCREDIBLE!  Yellow works so well on women of color.

6:38 (for me) and motherhood really agrees with Nicole Ritchie.  Ooh, Sofia Vergara has arrived and looks very nice.  Shailene Woodley looks nice and I have no idea how that dress is staying up.

6:40 (for me) and Piper is on the Glamcam360.  I'm dizzy.  Ryan is talking to Shailene and I have now spotted netting on top which is keeping the dress up.  It's faint but if you look it's there.

6:44 (for me) and I had to pause again.  Rooney Mara needs some color in her life.  HI BUFFY!  Apparently her 2-year old daughter picked her entire outfit.  Mr. Buffy is home watching football.  Nice.  I like them.

6:46 (for me) and Ryan is talking to Diane Lane (stunning) and Josh Brolin but then my mom sees Gerard Butler and makes this animal-type noise.  Even though I'm behind I love fast-forwarding through commercials.

6:49 (for me) and Giuliana is talking to Octavia Spencer.  I love this woman.  Watch The Help and watch the making of featurette on the DVD.  It's really cool how the movie came together.  Mom thinks Giuliana's dress would be prettier without the gold stuff on her hip.  I think she's right.

6:51 (for me) and Ryan's talking to the gorgeous Freida Pinto.  I love that deep teal color of her dress.  The fabric is interesting.  Rooney Mara's dress is too long.  Sofia Vergara is talking to Ryan about working out (for the first time in her life) and also eating cake and some other word I can't quite make out.  Julie Bowen joins them and although she's very pretty she literally pales in comparison to Vergara.  Julie looks very old-Hollywood glamourous. 

6:56 (for me) and Seacrest is still talking to Julie.  I just bit a carrot with a brown spot I had set aside thinking it was a bit of port wine cheese with the nuts on it.  At least Rooney Mara smiles.  The black hair, black dress, pale skin makes her a little intense.  She's growing out the bangs but I wish her hair wasn't back in a basic pony.  She could have had it styled a bit better.

6:58 (for me) and the camera just landed on Kristen Wiig giving Gerard Butler a kiss.  Mom is trying to figure out how they know each other.  Jealous, mom?

6:59 (for me) and the Deschannel sisters are there together!  I don't like their dresses.  Emily looks matronly and Zooey's is different.

7:01 (for me) and the camera is on Charlize is there with her mom.  They're so pretty.  Hi, Jane Lynch!!!  ZACHARY LEVI!!!!! I love you and your blue tux!

7:02 (for me) Bryan Cranston just said John VarvAHtos and I corrected him with John VarvAAAtos.  Then he corrected himself.  Good man.  Ryan is talking to Matthew Morrison about the future of Glee.  The camera cuts to Seth Rogen who looks pretty good.  Weight loss doesn't change your annoying laugh though, dude.

7:05 (for me) and Zooey Deschanel is talking to Ryan.  I think that's a wig.  It's gotta be.  I kind of wish the dress was beaded all the way down.  It is very different for her.  Her skin is so pretty.  Her nails are tiny tuxedos!!! I love her.  Oooh, Jolie and Pitt just arrived.  Her white(ish) dress folds back on the shoulder to show red underneath.  Cool.

7:07 (for me) and Jane Lynch looks very nice and makes Ryan look very small.  Heh.  Where's Joel McHale when you need him?

7:09 (for me) and Ryan is attempting some French with the girl from The Artist.  It's a good thing her English is great.  Her dress is very pretty and we like the hanky hem.  She gets minimized for Laura Dern in plunging, sparkly green.  Kristin Wiig looks nice in a perfectly draped dress.  Evan Rachel Wood looks nice and I really like her dress.

7:12 (for me) and does anyone ACTUALLY care about Ashton Kutcher shaving?  Michelle Williams should have left the headband in the limo.  Julianne Moore looks nice as usual.  Charlize has joined Ryan and she makes him look terribly short too.  Her headband looks great. 

7:15 (for me) and Kate Beckinsale looks very pretty.  Her twins still sit too high on her chest but the dress is lovely.  Salma Hayek is with Ryan now.  Her dress scares me a little.  She's adorable though.  I like the bottom of the dress and I'd like to touch the material.  The gold stuff on top is odd.

7:17 (for me) SWINTON!!!  Poor Mark Salling and his mohawk are chatting with Giuliana.  He says he Twarted earlier.  Is that a tweet/fart?  Please to explain...

7:19 (for me) and we're seeing a lovely, natural looking Heidi Klum; Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford, and now Seth Rogen is with Ryan.  Next up for Ryan is Pittastic and Jolie.  They're very pleasant with him.  I keep seeing him with the cane but never found out why.  Anyone? 

7:21 (for me)  Angelina is talking about war and rape in Bosnia.  Meanwhile I feel awful for wanting to talk about her dress and bag.  Her lips match the dress perfectly.

7:23 (for all of us in the eastern time zone) and I'm caught up.  Stupid commercials.

7:25 and Ryan's talking to Michelle Williams in a neat dress with patches of velvet.  There's a second reason I couldn't wear it; the first being that I'd never fit into a Michelle Williams dress like ever.  They showed Busy Phillips in a nice, white dress and I love that they're best friends.

7:28 and Ryan's talking to Mila Kunis.  If I could make one of my celeb wishes come true it would be to go drinking with her.  She seems like a hoot.  I bet Ukie would come along too.  Y'all could speak Ukranian (sp?) together.  She's a Ukie too, right?

7:30 and Giuliana's talking to Kate Beckinsale and her director hubby Len Wiseman.  He's cute an all but how the heck does someone not make it work with MICHAEL EFFING SHEEN?!?!  Lea Michelle has arrived.  Now we're looking at Heidi Klum and Natalie Portman.  Natalie's dress folds over to reveal red underneath too.  Oooh!  Tina Fey looks lovely.  She's awesome.  Nicole Kidman's dress is, uh, intricate.

7:32 HI JIMMY!  Jimmy Fallon is my #2 crush after Zach Levi.  Anywhoodle, he's talking to Ryan with Reese Witherspoon.  They'd be cute together but both seem happy in their marriages so I won't start any trouble. 

7:35 Guiliana is with David Duchovny who needs less mousse in his hair.  Heh.  I just caught my mom's dog trying to lick her plate.  Keep dreaming, Gus.

7:37 and Diana Agron, always lovely, is talking to Ryan.  Her dress is pretty dang cool.  It's red cut outs with like swans on it.  Her lips match it perfectly.  Leo is talking to Marky Mark.  Yipes! Lea Michelle is talking to Ryan and I think I'm seeing too much of her.  The top of it looks like an ice skater dress. They name drop Georgina and I know it's the Georgina Chapman responsible for her dress.  Did you know she's married to Harvey Weinstein?  Google her and ponder that marriage for a bit.

7:41 and Emma Stone rushed off and Madonna is there with some chic in a huge dress.  Madonna's is pretty cool.  Yeah, I really like her dress.  Huh.  She's starting to look her age again but her faux-British accent is still off-putting.

7:43 and Channing Tatum and wife are talking to Giuliana.  My mom likes him but can never remember his name.  Jenna Dewan! I could  not remember her name.  Memory loss sucks when live blogging.  The Jessicas are on screen.  Biel is wearing a long-sleeved old lady dress.  Alba looks nice in lavender and she's very shiny (and not in a Firefly way).

7:46 and we're still seeing Leo and Mark on the carpet.  Alba is on her way to chat with Ryan and I like her dress even more now.  Everyone makes a stink about Biel's shoulders but Alba has lovely shoulders too. 

7:49 Has anyone had Stella Artois beer?  Is it any good?

7:51 Does anyone actually watch Kloe and Lamar and Ice Loves Coco?

7:52 and I don't like Claire Danes's dress.  Not really.  But I'd really like to see her show, Homeland.  Jodie Foster looks great!  I love that steel grey color of her dress.

7:54 and Guiliana just finished up with Elle MacPherson.  Well they've wrapped things up on E!  I can't change the channel yet because I am obsessed with that Nicholas Sparks looking movie, The Vow and I have to see the trailer whenever it's on.  Pathetic.

Friday, January 13, 2012

For Your Consideration: Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory for Best Documentary Feature

Last night, HBO premiered the latest and probably last installment of Joe Berlinger and Bruce Sinofsky's three-film Paradise Lost saga detailing the arrest, trials, and appeals of the West Memphis 3, and followed it up by airing the first two documentaries. Needless to say, I didn't get much sleep last night. Watching the three films in (near) succession was a revelation. For the last eighteen years, Damien Echols, Jason Baldwin, and Jessie Misskelly have been in prison, Echols on death row, for the brutal murder of three eight-year-old Cub Scouts in West Memphis, Arkansas. The first two films chronicle the way the three teenagers were railroaded by Satanic panic and mob mentality into their sentences, despite the state presenting only the most circumstantial of evidence. I mean, you couldn't even convict someone in an Agatha Christie novel with the coerced confession by Misskelly, an "expert" on the occult with a mail-order Ph.D., and a parade of witnesses that testified to nothing much more than Echols's and Baldwin's collective difference, marked by their goth wardrobe and taste in music. But what makes the third film remarkable is not only its made-for-the-movies epilogue, but also the way it details how time has simultaneously stood still and accelerated for the three men.

The West Memphis 3, now in their mid-thirties, have been physically, emotionally, and intellectually transformed by their ordeal. Misskelly now resembles a man in his forties. Echols's haunted sunken eyes and ghostly pallor--due to the total lack of sunlight in his confinement--makes the round-faced, cocky boy who took the stand in 1994 seem like a distant relative rather than the same person. Echols has also largely lost his Southern accent, along with his bravado. He admits that his fuck-you attitude during the trial probably didn't help his case, though his ticket was probably already punched even if he had behaved like a choir boy in the courtroom. For me, Jason Baldwin's evolution is the most striking. In the first film, he is an undersized and diffident kid, clearly used to letting his best friend Damien do the talking for the both of them. This film finds him hyper-articulate, legally sophisticated, and enraged at the miscarriage of justice that has stolen half his life away. And no matter whether you believe the three guilty or innocent, it seems to me undeniable that due process was trampled on, in the first film in order to get a conviction for a crime that shocked, sickened, and terrified the community, and in the second by the prosecution's and presiding judge's refusal to admit they may have been wrong as evidence continued to surface that exonerated the boys and excoriated the trials.

The transformation of the three subjects of the film is echoed by the point of view of the documentary itself. Berlinger insists that he began filming in 1993 convinced of the guilt of the three boys. Whether he's bluffing or not, Paradise Lost: The Child Murders at Robin Hood Hills has the feel of a film looking for truth rather than professing it (see the collected works of Michael Moore for examples of the latter). As the movies progress, the relationships being formed between the filmmakers and the principals, including some members of the victims' families, develop and deepen and evolve over time. That intimacy results not only in more access for the directors, but also a more subtle and complicated depiction of the turn the case takes in the last section of the film.

The three men submitted an Alford plea in August of last year, which allowed them to profess their innocence but plead guilty to the crime and be released on time served. It's the sort of fubar maneuver that is sadly in keeping with the way the case has been handled in the previous two decades, and turns Paradise Lost 3 into a meditation on the meaning of justice in theory and practice. Baldwin states it best when he wryly comments that when he said he was innocent, they sent him to jail, but when he admitted guilt, they let him go. And Baldwin also, it is revealed during a press conference, initially refused the deal. This seems in keeping with his commitment to unambiguously clearing his name, and thereby in some way restoring integrity to a broken system. However, as he explains, "They were trying to kill Damien," so he took the deal to save his friend. There was something about the way he said that that was simultaneously guileless and resigned--the voice of both the kid and the man none of these three has ever really gotten to be.

Thanks in no small part to this series of films, as everyone interviewed agreed, the West Memphis 3 have been released, which is evidence of the kind of social and political work good art can do. For that reason, I hope to see Berlinger and Sinofsky Oscared come February. I mean, I liked Senna too, but these three films are a pretty monumental achievement, and the Academy is accustomed to rewarding a body of work with one award. See: Return of the King.

Looks like another documentary on this case is on its way from long-time WM3 supporter Peter Jackson. Check out Alisa's Trailer Park post to give it a look!