HIMYM and 2BG - Didja watch?

Didja watch How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper?"  If you had you woulda seen:

- Martin Short!!!  He's vegan (on the show, possibly in life) and someone at all the vegan snacks at Lily and Marshall's housewarming party.  Ted gets blamed for the misunderstanding involving shredded carrots ad deceit.

- Barney loves his penis.  He meets a divorcee and it doesn't go well.  She's obsessed with Barney.  And has cats.

- Then there's this whole thing with a big wheel of gouda but it was kind of lost on me.

- There are bees and Lily's father swears he can handle the situation.  It ends with him (but not really him) in a beekeeper suit(?) engulfed in flames.  Only in a switcheroo it's Martin Short in the suit.  Also I'm unsure of Lily's outfit from this episode.  It's a tight sweater over a long blouse over leggings or something:

- Oh and Robin screams at people a lot.  The end.

Didja watch 2 Broke Girls "And the Blind Spot?" If you had you woulda seen:

- Oleg giving Sophie his best shot.  He calls her a "super-sized Victoria's Secret Angel" and I think that's pretty close to accurate.  She handles him quite well and he slinks away.

- Max and Caroline want to earn some extra $ for their cupcake website so they decide to do some cleaning for Sophie's business...Sophie's Choice.  Heh.  If I had to choose it'd be Max all the way but that's neither here nor there.

- The first apartment they clean is for a guy who does husky modeling.  He has the biggest toilet I've ever seen.  Caroline flushes an entire roll paper towels down in when cleaning.  And she floods the bathroom.

- The next apartment they clean is for another model but this guy is more the Abercrombie & Fitch type.  They think he's dead but really he just OD'd. Luckily for him, Caroline saves his life (thanks to her experience saving a friend of hers who was always ODing).  The end.