23 December 1966-perpetuity: In an attempt to escape the religious and commercial pressures of the holiday season, pater familias Frank Costanza deemed this day "Festivus." Here's a quick primer:
The feats of strength! The unadorned aluminum pole! And my personal holiday favorite: the airing of grievances, where you spend Festivus dinner explaining to all your friends and family exactly how they've disappointed you in the previous year.
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May your holiday be filled with Festivus miracles! And if you haven't gotten a chance to finish your shopping yet, please consider a contribution to The Human Fund.