Didja watch Raising Hope "Spanks But No Spanks?"
- Also there's a raccoon under the house and it's Virginia's job to get it out. She tries going with a stuffed animal raccoon sprayed with Jennifer Aniston's perfume. This is followed by jokes about Jen's ability to hold onto a man. Sabrina wants to give singing to it a shot. Yeah that'll work. It doesn't and Sabrina manages to lull it to sleep.
- Jimmy refuses to yell or spank her and is shocked that they spanked him. Don't get me started on today's parents and it's at this point that I have to remind myself it's just a TV show. Turns out Burt never did spank Jimmy when he was little and he and Virginia decide it's never too late to parent Jimmy. They start spanking him for all his bad habits and when Hope sees this she starts behaving. Because it's a TV show.
Didja watch Cougar Town (aka No, it's not just Scrubs in Florida with a lot of wine) "A One Story Town?
- Jules comes down in the morning to a cup of coffee and a heart "Good Morning" from Ted and his barbershop quartet (if you're a fan of Scrubs you'll know to whom I am referring). Travis invited them to visit while they're on their way to a singing competition. They're going to stay a whole week! Jules is not thrilled about this.
- The funniest bit was at the end where Ted is freaking out because there are a ton of people in Gulfhaven that look like people from his last job. Even Dr. Kelso, er, Jules's dad pops up!
Didja watch New Girl "Control?"
- Cece drops Schmidt off after a booty call and it's really far from the apartment. Schmidt realizes he's got absolutely no control in this relationship. It's a good thing he's got full control at home. Speaking of...Jess found a hutch out on the street and has brought it into the apartment, much to Schmidt's dismay. The guys warn her not to mess with Schmidt because if she does she'll be messing with the fragile ecosystem of the apartment. Of course she doesn't listen.
Didja watch Breaking In "Who's the Boss?"
- Molly, Veronica's assistant, brings in cupcakes to win over the some of the folks in the office and Mel is a little jealous. It's around this time that Veronica and Molly, who is elected to be bad cop, break it to the Contra folks that they need to bring in new clients. More specifically they need to bring in paying clients. Oz has a pro-bono job protecting a diamond bra that will be on display at a Maxim party the next night. Instead Veronica wants them to take a paying job for an Indian casino.
- Cam apologizes to Molly for using her. He even gives Molly her first fist bump. Awww! Now Mel's REALLY jealous!